{"product_id":"presidential-hall-pass","title":"Presidential Hall Pass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA Department of Defense ID card, blown up to two and a half feet wide and framed in pink and white rococo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eName: Norma Jeane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePosition: filled in with the one word Washington spent decades not saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDate issued: May 19, 1962, the night of the birthday song.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIssuing officer: a signature you'll recognize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeverland finishes it with a PSA sticker certifying the whole thing authentic, which is the joke and also, in every way that matters, true. \u003cem\u003ePresidential Hall Pass\u003c\/em\u003e is the most famous open secret in American history, laminated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedia \u0026amp; Materials:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal mixed media | 19 x 31 in | 48.3 x 78.7 cm | One of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Neverland Kid","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44553228976241,"sku":"NLK-OR-0023","price":5000.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0622\/5356\/4017\/files\/PresidentialHallPass.png?v=1789742721","url":"https:\/\/themonarchgalleries.com\/products\/presidential-hall-pass","provider":"Monarch Gallery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}